Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

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This is Rhod Gilbert live on BBC Radio Wales from Old Deer Park, the home of, uh, London Welsh, here, with ... uh ... Korkey. If you are wondering why, then ... uh ... it is England __ home __ __ Wales __ Six Nations __ __ game ... it's a __ today. If you are not interested in ... uh ... in rugby at all __ __ gonna be a difficult show for you. I would suggest switching it over if I'm honest. / The whole ... the whole day's gonna be tricky / The whole day's gonna be ... It's not __ abuse of the BBC, that, but ... uh ... __ be a difficult podcast for the people living in China or __ like that __ are listening to this show ... / Oh yeah, / ... if you've got no interest whatsoever / Hey, they might be open culturally, you know, interested in what's going on ... / Keep __ open-minded culturally if you are one of those people __ listen__ from Singapore or ... or Malaysia ... you know, I ... I don't know __ whatever __ __ __ place. Uh ... / It's a bit ... it's a bit of a ... / Australia, China ... then, keep __ open__ mind__ . Listen, and you might ... uh ... you might have a bit of fun. Who knows? __ __ might __ / high __, isn't it, if you are tuning in to the show / based on / Wales / Chinese content / Yeah, yeah, but ... / __ __ / but they don't know __ __ often expect, like, __ all rugby-based content / That's true. / We're gonna be doing / omens __ __ rugby / yeah / I __ gonna be doing some English features ... uh ... coming up on the show today ... We're gonna having a Drop Goal competition / when the fans arrive, eventually / do __ __ gonna be playing __ drop-goal quiz between them ... uh ... and that ... I mean, that's ... to be fair, that's not rugby-based. That is quite a bit of fun. So, who knows? Keep listening. / Should we describe rugby ... in ... / Uh ... / ... in a ... in a sentence for those people who are listening / context / well, I think, ... I ... __ ... if you've seen my Rhod Gilbert's Work Experience programme where ... uh ... on this series, I was __ coach of the under-eight __ __ ... uh ... / Yes. / rugby ... football training coach, / Huh huh, / ... and I ... uh ... admit that I haven't scored a point __ 15 years __ playing rugby and I __ __ __ a clue __ what's going on / yeah / that was pretty obvious / so, I think you've gotta do it. / Huh, OK. / ... 'cause you've, of course, have played, uh, touch-rugby ... / Hmm, / ... for the Welsh ... Get this, ladies and gentlemen, / Huh huh, / ... Korkey's played touch-rugby for the Welsh over 45's / Yeah. And 30's / Have you played over ... __ you __ over 45's ? / Oh, not over 45's / 40's / Huh. How old are you now? / 43. / Huh, yeah, you are not eligible. / Yeah, yeah, no / __ __ 45 ... / No. ... I'm still a spring chicken compared to 45 / 45's から見れば僕はまだヒヨっ子だ / So, you've played / Welsh touch-rugby over what? Over 30's? / Over 30's, over 40's ... uh ... over 35's / Yeah, / ... and open ones. ... Yeah. / And what? Open? / 15 years / Yeah? / 15 years / He should know ... __ you ... you know quite a bit about rugby, __ __? __ __ you explain __ in a sentence. ... / Uh ... / __ __ people like ... do you know, / OK / like, people like D__, that monk who lives up a tree in China ... / I know / ... He listens to the show. / That's what I was thinking of. / ... not up a tree ... up a mountain / 木の上 ... じゃなくて、山の上に暮らしている / he lives half-way up ... uh ... __ __ half-way up a tree / __ ... __ ... cultural re__ __ __ be so wide I'm not sure __ __ __ be convincing __ __ __ anyway. / 木の上で暮らしている人にラグビーを説明するのは難しいな。文化の開きがありすぎる。 / mountain __ __ __ ... you know what monks are like. They live __ anywhere. / They / anywhere / they're very very __ble / they don't need much. / __ ... no, they don't need much. / If they can't fit __ under __ dressing g__n, they don't have it. / Arguably, they __ __ __ __ very much / __ ... __ ... some would say. / Some would say. / Some would say they've passed over __ some of the ... / Yeah, / some of the luxuries of modern living, yeah, almost deliberately ... almost stubbornly, some would say. "Oh, go on, have a muffin." that's ... that's what I'd say to them. ... "Go on" ... / 出家したんだか何だか知らないけどさ、ほら、マフィンくらい食べなよ。 / Hand it up, hand it up, hand it up, __ __ branch / Don't pretend you don't have a smartphone __ __ __ __ the end of it __ __ __ there ... under that cassock / スマホを持ってないフリをするな / ハンドルが見えてるぞ / Do remember __ when he first got in touch? / Who? / 誰と？ / You know, the monk. / oh / I / forgot / then / D__, I think his name is / You were trying to work out how he was actually listening 'cause / we said, "If you are a proper monk, mate, you wouldn't have ... like ... uh ... you don't ... you don't / internet / you __ __ not sitting there, tuning in ... you haven't got a radio / you wouldn't have / digital radio under (their) cassock__ / we thought __ __ __ probably ... probably has / I can't remember what he said now. / what __ just __ fully-informed __ what was going on / he said he listens / digital radio __ __ __ / Yeah, we thought / hang on, what? What? A monk? / meditating __ __ come on. / __ __ __ __maybe knows all about rugby. Who knows? / Well, good point. / Do they play rugby up in ... uh ... / I shouldn't patronize other cultures, but __ rugby __ may know about rugby / They might be big __ __ __ __ __ foothills in China. ... __ __ __ I have__ heard __ __ I wouldn't be surprised ... huh? / Technically, that's correct / Ja ... Japan ... Japan plays a lot of ... uh ... / They're all over it. / They're all over it, the Japanese, uh? / Yeah. They love it. / Huh? ... Scottish, they're the same. / Yeah. / __ __ dig into ... so, come on, in a sentence, what is rugby, then? / Uh, it's a game where ... uh ... 30 men of increasingly massive size__ __ ... / What do you mean, "men"? / ... Well, __ trying to __ __ good point ... Good point. ... Good point. / Blimey. I'll tell you what. I know ... I know Korkey ... I know Korkey is not a sexist ... not deliberately ... / No, I'm not. It was accidental. / It was very much accidental. / __ __ __ __ women then / It's a ... it's a game where 15 players from each side / I mean ... / __ __ __ / you even play ... the touch-rugby you play is even mixed ... / I know / __ __ ... it's a mixed game / I know. / Yeah. You were thinking of today's game / I was thinking of today's game / Yeah. / Uh ... / 15 players each side, / Yeah, / __ __ / men all or women all / not play together / not usually mixed unless it's touch-rugby. / Yeah. / uh ... kicking a ball, passing a ball, to score more points. That's basically it. / Yeah. Think of that. / There we are. / you can __ __ along / __ __ worth doing. / That will do, innit? / Yeah. ... Uh ... anyway, so, that's what it is. Today's show will be about that. Uh ... get your omens coming in. ... Look, / My Aquafresh __ ... / M__ ... this is from M__. Um ... / Is this __ omen? / __ __ again ... again, explain the ... uh ... coloring, uh, system in terms of teams' ... uh ... attire for __ day / Sure. / because, for those __ like D__, unless __ __ up in __ tree / uh ... in his cassock ... in ... uh ... Cassokstan ... / Huh huh. / Uh ... / Is that what it's called? ... Cassokstan? / That's where monks live, yeah. ... Uh ... basically Wales play in red, don't they? / Wales play in red, / ... and, uh ... / traditionally, English play in white, / Those are traditional __. / And, __ any time __ __ mess around, __ __ really annoying. That's __ other context you need to understand. / OK. But, broadly, that's where we're looking at in terms of omens today. Wales play in red / Correct. / uh ... cultural symbols include a dragon / Yeah, / daffodil__ __ __ just for those listening ... uh ... __ __ places ... uh ... / __ ... / England __ __ red rose, but they play in white, / Yeah. / ... confusingly. ... Uh ... St. George ... slayed a dragon ... __ ... who knows what we're gonna get? Anyway, this is from M__, says, / My Aquafresh toothpaste ... / Aquafresh toothpaste is red ... other toothpastes are available, by the way ... __ __ red, white and blue, innit? / sqwir__y stripes, yeah. / ... which is magic / Magic. / make __ come out __ that / It is magic. / How does that happen? / I don't know. I've never known that. / My toothpaste came out of its tube just red ... / Oh, good omen. / ... and blue. No white. / Good omen / __ __ toothpaste / Goosebumps / Yeah. / says M__. ... That is a good omen. / That is a great omen for __ start / __ __ __ Welsh win. ... Maybe / seen / a bird pooed on my white bike helmet but not on my red __ / good omen / another / says W__ __ / Maybe you've seen one for __ __ English ... uh ... win. Who knows? / OK. / but we've got English features coming up. It's / I think we should do some of these. / Come on in. / Uh ... some of them are doable, some of them aren't. We've got Swing ... Swing __ ... Swing Your Pants Low / Huh, that's a good one / did we play that last time? __ __ we go out __ you go out, / huh huh, / ... into the field later / fans start arriving __ __ __ and stuff / uh ... and you ... see if you c__ find __ English fans, / Yeah, / ... and you pull their pants down while they sing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot / Inter ... interesting / Right? / Yeah. / Swing Your Pants Low / OK. / Uh ... You can play that if you want / do you fancy that one? Or would you want to hear some others? / __ __ I __ __ __ some options. / Little Englander / you go out there / to find people under 5 foot 2 / 身長が 5.2 フィート以下の人を選んで連れてくる / ... so, you just ... __ ... There's a lot of these / requires you going out there / どのゲームも、基本的にお前が観衆の中に出て行くことになるからよろしく。 / Yeah. / you go out there ... and try / are children allowed? Or do they have to be adults? / Uh ... I__ __ ... / adults, yeah. / Yeah yeah, OK / Yeah, yeah. I think / Little Englander / 5 foot 2 or under / got / got a tape measure? / Huh? / Have you gotta estimate it? / No, you've gotta ... you've gotta judge it / and then you bring them in / I __ __ __ __ __ they are in fact ... __ __ ... Sweet Chariot. I / Yeah? What's that? / I push you around __ in a Tesco trolley, giving out __ cola cubes and pineapple chunks. ... We haven't got any other ... we haven't got any sweets at the moment __ __ __ / Uh, you should've done more preparation. We should do that. / __ might have to be / t__ / yeah / White Clif__s Of D__ / Yeah? What's that one? / play this / now, this is playable. / Yeah. / You've gotta go out there, find two men called Clif__ who live reasonably close to D__ / we're not ... we're not / __ struggle __ that's a ... that's the funniest joke. / All right / __ __ pay off __ __ __ / what about this / involved / さて、お次は ... これはなかなか複雑なゲームだ。名前からは、どんなルールか想像もつかないだろう。/ go on / It's called Big Ben, ... / Yeah / You go out there ... / Yeah ... / 大きなベンを見つければいいんだね。 / Do I ... do I play it after I __ __ __ / __ __ __ / __ __ __ stand together, do you? / you might as well __ __ at the same time / then __ __ photo __ __ tweet it / I get it. / OK / Um ... this is ... why don't you play ... / and then, / Huh huh, / __ the second half / very good / play this one / Show Us Your Twickers / out there, then try and find a pair of English twins / ... What / ... and then ... / Right? / ... and then something about their knickers. I can't even say it. / Yeah. / I can't even be bothered to say it. / probably time to play a track, innit? / Yeah. / point / play a track

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Now then, omens __ coming in on Twitter / @rhodgilbertshow ... @rhodgilbertshow / for __ game / Wales winning, right? / could be either / Oh, I / could be either / at the moment, most of / coming in, saying / look / all the daffodils __ my garden / no sign of roses / yet / those / rock-solid / ... sort of, partly helped by the ... uh ... the ... uh ... sort of ... uh ... timing __ when daffodils and roses / suppose that, ... innit? / Yeah / partly helped __ / __ omen / mind you, __ __ __ I suppose / by roses / as well / good point / have you seen / garage / good omen / Um ... / I just / I just drove past a broken-down car with an RFU sticker on. / ... Good omen / Rugby Football Union. ... Of course / English / English Rugby Football, / Yeah, / not the ... not the WRU, the Welsh Rugby Union, for those who're listening up trees in China, ... uh ... / __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ Welsh horn / What does ... what does that sound like? / what does that sound __ __ __ Welsh horn ... uh ... sound__ like and how does it differenciate from other horns. ... Uh ... P__ __ says ... um ... / Have ... have I seen / omen__? / Yes. ... The England team. / 縁起物を見たかって？見たよ。イングランドチームを見たよ。 / P__ __ says ... um ... / Calm down, kids. I'm English. I'm allowed. / Huh. So, uh, / there / Uh ... / I saw a dragon eating S__ __ / in my sleep / he says / I saw / dragon-eating / toasted his head like a marshmallow, / Oh / ... and then I woke up. / Oh. / Is that an omen? / says Harry. Uh ... / James __ / in / last night / decided to drink red wine / Wales win / mind you, __ __ __, / I drank white wine last night, so, that evens that up, __n't it? / Yeah, but you / omen to him / Huh, good point. / you win / Buzz / Ian / says / I don't suppose ... I don't suppose Wales winning under 20's counts. / says ... uh ... says Ian. No, I don't suppose it does, Ian. ... Uh ... Richard H__y ... / Now this is interesting. / __ __ __ had a Chinese takeaway, the saurce was red. / ... Yeah? / ... I've never seen it ... huh ... / It's sweet and sour, innit? / Is it? / Yeah. / That's orange, innit? / Uh ... It varies. / orange / __ very difficult omen / Hol ... Holland / win. / Yeah. / had / Chinese takeaway / sauce was red / __ __ so much __ that __ whole family is now doing __ big__ __ / omen Wales ... / Omen Wales Win / I like it. / __ __ __ __ cat winked at me and I trust him. / The what? / does / cat winked? / a cat winked at me / trust / __ __, knowingly, like, Wales's gonna win / Well, I don't know / win / __ous omen __ __ __ / could be a wink as in ... uh ... "Listen, don't worry about it. It's only a game." / Huh. Yeah. / そのウインクは「そう興奮するな。たかが試合だ」という意味かもしれないじゃないか / win / but I didn't ... __ __ ... could be an omen of anything, though ... could be an omen for / draw / too vague / very vague ... / __ __ wink __ trust him / but / you know / where is he from? / English / could be an English cat / could be / cat / where __ __ from? Where was it? / Exactly. / What do you think __ was referring to? / not just / winked / me / trust him / to be honest / might not even be for this show. ... __ __ ... you could be / down / D__ __ with that. / これって、別の番組宛ての投書じゃないのか？ / Who knows? / M__ in Cardiff / during ironing in the sun room / I bet that __ __ a lot in Cardiff / __ __, mate? / what's the point of having a sun room in Cardiff? / __ __ __ must __ __ sun room in Wales. Wow. / I don't even know what it means. What is a sun room? / __ __ little ... uh ... / conservatory, I'm assuming, isn't it? / __ __ __ __ __ conservatory, then? / but why would you / sun room in Cardiff? / to be honest / Well, good point. / Yeah. / __ make the most of it when it is out / if / said / rain bunker / under __ __ __ garden, I ... I'd understand that, ... not a sun room. / ... the last six items ... / He's ironing, if you remember / Yeah. / he's ironing in __ sun room / the last six items he picked randomly / iron / he says / yeah / all being red / Good omen. / Good omen. Good omen / Wales / up in a tree in China listening __ __ __ England play in white / now then / features for this afternoon / choosing / Korkey wants to play. ... Which ones do you like so far / you wanna play / I can't remember. / Well, there __ Little Englanders / Oh, Little Englanders / once the fans arrive, you have to play some of these games / come back / some people / Why don't you come out as well __ __ __ / I can't. I've gotta hold the fort here on the radio. / There'__ two mics. __ __ two radio mics / Huh, maybe. ... __ I can't see __ __ idea. Uh ... we've got ... Oh / __ __ __ by your own idea / __ __ __ __ __ idea of pushing you out there. ... Um ... oh, Westminster Abi Titmuss / Go on. / Westminster Abi Titmuss ... You have to go to Westminster Abbey and make a sex tape. / ... Right. / ... No? / Do you wanna play a track? / 曲かける？ / ... Oh, Don't Tell Them. ... What about Don't Tell Them? / How old is that one? __ talke about Abi Titmuss any more / いまどき / ウェストミンスター何とかはもういいの？ / well, I was / __ __ __ think of anything / Yeah. / Uh ... now, we will do this ... / Go on. / Uh ... Pam Ayres Rock. ... That's where you ... / Huh, that's good. / you get contestants / find an English fan and a Welsh fan / OK. / and / in __ Pam Ayre's voice / Oh, __ __ great idea. / Pam Ayres Rock / funny joke, anyway. / all right. What about ... um ... __'s House / you find / how much __ house is worth. / OK. / Yeah? / Yeah. / that'll work / Yo__ Da__ / Yeah? / You__ never guess what that is. / Uh ... / Go on, have a guess. / I'll find someone from / Y__? / デールに住んでいる人を見つければいいの？ / Oh, you're so close. / All right. / __ __ me __ __ family __ / デール家の人を見つけるんだよ / from Y__ / __ __ not sure __ __ be __ strong __ __ __ __ mate. / ... All right. What about H__ __'s Crown Jewels? / Oh, great name. What's that? / you've gotta go out there, ... find someone / __ __ __ __ polish / down / Boom ! / Boom, yeah. I__ get__ __ __ __ now. / ... Play a track? / Let's play a track.

Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

This is Rhod Gilbert. We are live with Mr. Chris Corcoran / in ... uh ... London Welsh / southwest London / sun is almost shining. ... If you __ ... you could hear / listen to that, Korkey / I / stop talking for a second. ... Look at that. ... Isn't that nice? / Good radio. / Isn't that nice? And, if you look through the window / I'm sure you can hear at home ... wafting ... wafting a__ly through the b__ ... through ... / __ __ floating, mate / ... floating ... / __ __ wafting __ smell, innit? / Well, uh ... is it? / Innit? / Well, arguably, __ __ say "floating" is a ... is a ... is a b__ / or a ... a / is / we're about __ __ from the coast. / I ... I think "floating through the b__ __ __ perfectly valid way of putting it / All right. Sorry. / I wasn't trying to spoil it. I just think / any / modern-day Welsh / perfect / through to the b__, you could see __ all boys of London Welsh, uh, Rugby Club ... all ... look at the all / __ boys in their jackets / their blazers / their badges / their ties ... / beautifully singing whilst watching the television / gotta / obsessed __ social media and television, aren't they? / all tweeting at the same time ... __ __ __ __ / look at ... uh ... what a lovely ... I'm gonna ... Let's just let that __ for a second. ... Isn't that nice? / Beautiful. / If you are listening abroad, you're Welsh and __ expat listening abroad, that must be nice. That must be warming to hear that. I'm just leaving it there / greatest sound__ possible __ __ __ / I do feel like we are ... slightly ruining the atmosphere. / Well, they ... they've set us up __ __ do the ... do the quiz __ __ back / here we go / OK. Coming up on Radio Wales now. We play Swing ... Swing Your Pants Low, where you English team ... you English guys, you s__ ... you s__ ... you start singing Swing Low, we pull your pants down. It doesn't ... it doesn't feel right after that, does it? It doesn't ... / No. / ... it doesn't feel appropriate / __ __ / beautiful voices __ __ choir coming through / that's / believe __ __ London Welsh, uh, Male Voice Choir / in a ... in a moment / know that? / I didn't know that / those boys all over the world / via verious rugby matches / we've s__ng together all over the place / me singing badly in the background / Sure. / you don't have to be Welsh to join the __ / did you know that? / we've got ... um ... we've got / two / hesitate / call / fans / two English fans / you introduce them, Korkey / all we've got __ __ two English fans here / For England, we've got V__ an Kevin / And, for Wales, __ __ __ __ written down here / Robert __yan / hello. / Good morning. / hello / Brian, hello. / Hello. / That's that done. ... Now __ __, Robert __yan / you, boys, / where are you from? / Woo / __ __, terrible area / says Kevin __ English __. Well, we'll see. Where are from, Kevin? / Oh, nice / He's got you there, lads. ... He's ... he's taken an early lead there. / And that's the end of the quiz. Well done, guys. Well played. Well played. / Hooray ! / hang on / from __ / Oh, he's back in the game, he's back in the game / __ __ __ / Huh? / __ __ __ / Hang on a minute. Look at the Welsh boys asking where / do you know each other / you all know each other? You ... / how __ this ... sort of ... uh ... Welsh / all of you together? Four of you? / On a railway, yeah / on __ railway__ / get ... 8 10 12 __ __ text __ __ __ if you wanna __ __ __ __ which railway do you work for, Kevin? / ... A__. / Oh, you didn't wanna say __? / no / A__? / is that a name? What's / what / train's name / what / even know / what's that? / just / Oh, god, it's exciting stuff. ... So, you all work for the same ... uh ... oh, OK. ... Fair enough. We've got two games / for the moment__ / which one did you want, uh, Korkey? / most / involve__ / pants / wins Little Englander / Little Englander? / Oh, no, 'cause there're two Welsh guys / Little Englander is a game where you go out and try to find / four massive ... / 5 foot 2 across the b__ / and he's 8 foot across the chest. ... __ __ __ with __ / That ... that is true. I __ __ __ chair __ __ sat down / 「5.2 フィートより低いのは誰？」ゲームをするのは無理か。彼らが座っている椅子からして 5.2 フィートを超えてるもんね。/ I don't think / What else have we got? / Big Ben / could we play / nobody's called Ben / you know / でかい奴らがそろっているが、ベンがいない。惜しい。「ビッグなベン」ゲーム、終わり。 / half-way there / we've got Big / it's a shame we __ __ f__ / someone / from / pull their pants __ then ... then do that / ... を見つけてきてだな、そいつのパンツをおろして、指でピーンと ... / Yeah, that / We won't play that / yeah / what about / pull__ / men's pants down / you're obsessed / school boy antics / pull / nothing funnier / than / on a summer's day / Really? / nothing funnier / can you think of anything / No? There you go. ... All right, / we're gonna play / can you think / play / oh yeah / this is __ good one / all my features today are, like, England-related / Big Ben / is where two teams, Rob and B__ / against / V__ / and / Kevin, you are / home team / G__ P__ / OK. I'm gonna put ... / home / team / you are on __ clock ... right? You've got 3 seconds. / by the way, if you're listening at home, yes, that is dangerous / people / something off the top of __ head / live__ on the edge / we are living on the edge there / __ __ __ __ / pr__ / on the edge / countdown / it is ... pensioners everywhere ... __ __ __ __ __ __ing for the moment. Uh ... uh ... OK. English fans first. ... Name __ __ something g__ / soon / in / first one out, boom ! You've lost. ... __ you __ the rules? / you're looking at me like a ... / どうも、わかったような顔には見えないな / Do you know what's going on, __? You / V__ and Kevin, go first / spinach / hang on a minute. Are we having that? / great answer / __ __ __ __ __ __ __ let's start again / back to you. / Big green b__ / picking / from me nose / ... That's the end of that game. / We got there faster than I thought, actually / a bit more / very much / It's a room-splitter / big green / 1-0 to Wales.

We are here live, myself and Mr. Corcoran / English team / comprising, uh, Rob and __yan / so / Pam Ayres Rock / comprising / in a minute / some lyrics for you / AC/DC stuff / you're gonna recite them / voice / confident / Kevin / confident / from B__ / Yeah. / Pam is / how / we're feeling confident / Do you know who Pam Ayres is? / No, not really. / Still confident __ / always confident / still confident / yeah / confident / I__ picked __ ... uh ... verse there / ch__ / now then, we'll have / Welsh team, you go first / since you __ __ so confident / now then / so, this is / lyrics from / rock song / AC/DC / recite it, please ... uh ... in your best, uh, Pam Ayres. OK. Uh ... / __yan / go first / season ticket / one-way ride / asking nothing, Leave me be, ... / __ gonna have to stop you there. ... / It is what it is / __ __ / I'm afraid __ __ __ what it is, lads? / Take it or leave it. / 何だよ、その、これがオレのやり方だ、文句があるならきくな、って態度は / is there any more ... / can / any more Pam Ayres or is that ... is that ... is that ... OK. / Rob, OK, let's have it. / ... Right. / ... Come on. Real Pam Ayres, now. / get / Pam / in your head? / ... Aye. ... No. ... Uh ... / __ __ get / head / first / think. What / Do you know what? I don't know. / must / say it again / Pam Ayres / right. OK. / __ __ got __ __ / Pam Ayres / go on. / Uh, Korkey, you explain then. / Well, she's a poet, and she's from west__ G__. So / west__ G__ / accent. / Yeah. / All right. / just / feeling / more entertaining / Right / that's what / thinking / Livin' easy, Lovin' free, Season ticket on a one way ride, / Here we go. He's nailing it / He's nailing it. / __ might stride / don't need __, don't need __, ain't got __ I'd rather do / my friends __ gotta be there, too / to hell / I / way __ to hell / Well done, mate. Well done. / very good / Fantastic. / Very good. Now then, / I'll tell you what / the bar ... / __ / the bar __ set pretty high __ / England / Kevin and V__ / play / Kevin / being / B__ian / Oh, look at the way he took the microphone / tell you what / if you don't win this ... / Yes, I__ going home / pretty / Yeah yeah. / let me do / All right there / __ __ __ / Hang on. Her ... her voice is higher than that. It's / Pam Ayres / Pam Ayres speaking here, No stop signs, speed limit, nobody's going to slow me down / nobody / me around __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ band __ __ __ look at __ __ I'm on my way to the promised land / Do the chorus / __ __ __ / Where are you going? / 言えよ。どこへ行くんだって？ / Go on. / I'm on the way __ highway to hell / 地獄へ / Yeah / highway to hell / on / to hell / Very han__ / Very good. / Well done. / well done / I'll tell you what. I'm calling ... I'm calling it a draw / 'cause / sort it out __ __ drop-goal. / これは引き分けだな。ドロップ・ゴールで決着をつけよう。

V__ / Kevin / Drop Goal is a general knowledge ... uh ... / it encompasses matters of culture, sport, linguistics, general knowledge ... How are you feeling / confindent / bearing in mind __ __ same team / confident / Pam Ayres / before / moments later, admited they didn't know who __ __ / England team / good / OK / how / I ask you a question / your team / directly / 5 points __ __ then __ __ related question / chance to convert / 2 points. Got it? / Yeah. / Any m__ about / give / other team / stumble / even stutter anything, any sign of hesitation __ __ __ __ __ __ __ be throwing / question to the other team. ... Korkey, / Yeah, / ... you are / N__ O__ / situation / you / keep__ score, and / any player / as being insubordinate. ... So, as N__ O__ would say, "No lip. We don't need any lip, lads. __ __ __ football / get / sorry, N__. ... Um ... That's terrible impression. ... General Knowledge. Question 1. This goes to the English fans / general / test your knowledge of each other's nation's culture, cuisine, sport ... that kinda thing__ / I'll be asking / about Wales / about England. Right? First question / 5 points / English team / according to the __s of 2001, Wales __ population / e__ __. ... Can you name three of the people I've chosen? / J__ / It's a good early guess. / J__ isn't / You're not gonna believe this. ... __ __ first name __ __ / If you __ get __ surname, I __ __ you 5 points / I__ call the quiz off. / you __ __ surname / Gr__? / __ __ __ __ No. ... It was S__ / you / three names / so far / 5 names / __. / Who? / __. / No. ... I've chosen 5 __s at random / electral / to make things easy / postal area / ... Thanks. / I'm feeling helped / That helps a lot. / That does narrow it. / それで選択範囲が狭まるのは確かだ。 / John / J__ / what / Oh, good guess. / Yeah. / Um ... / None so far. / ... Tom Jones? / Good shout. No. / I love the way you name __ __ famous people / apart from F__ / D__ / home somewhere / No. / __ / Good s__. ... Really good. / __ / Gilbert / __ __ __ ... now, listen, you could have __ ... you could have __ / or Mrs. B__ Y__ / Bad luck, bad luck, guys / Zero. / OK / conversion question / not gonna get / now / recently moved / tell us why he moved / There's a lack of __ __ / good ... good __. / a good strong __phobic guess / Good __ / His ... uh ... his previous propert__ __ Swansea / subject / c__y purchase order / Bad luck, guys, bad luck. / Bad luck. Bad luck. OK. So, it's nil-nil. / welsh / general knowledge / listen very carefully. The subdivisions of England consist / four levels of subnational division__ / controlled through a variety of types / administrative entities / created for the purposes of / highest / East__, West__ / Are you keeping up, B__? / No. / many / distinctly Eng__ / of origin__. For instance / which region of England / ... C__? / Boom ! 5 points / good score / this might be __ / __ __ __ / __ 2 points / related question. ... Name any one ingredient of a traditional Cornish pasty / __ / That __ do / points / keep score, Korkey / I'll tell you what. Give __ __ __ 3 points / 3 points / Drop Goal / Uh ... Welsh fans, uh, sorry, this is / OK / back to / to / English / hang on, ... Language. ... Uh ... / yes / Welsh / English tend to have / regional / speak / where does this accent come from? ... Uh ... Korkey, / you / or shall I? / come from? / __ __ __ __ lad / what the hell is that? / absolutely right. I was ... / I would have accepted, uh, anywhere / 5 points / for __ conversion question / English men / affectionately call ladies "birds". But can you tell me why? Is it / bird__ nests / B: It refers to ladies / being / c__ and f__ / or C: English / sense of identity / イングランドの男にとっては女は全部同じで、個人性とか個性を認めないから / C / C is right / it is / Another __ __ __ __, Korkey / to Wales / to England / 20's / English fans / own language / majority / speak English / speak English / often employ words and phrases / are / are / there / I didn't / take / f__ you home __ / in a minute / Right? But can you complete this well-loved Welshism / here / Whose [blank] is that [blank]? / jacket / Nailed it / so close / Whose jumper is that cardigan? / it is / I have heard / I have heard / go / whose j__ is that c__ / if / black and white / I don't know who is / 彼が公平でないというなら、一体誰が公平であるというのか / half time / half time / half time / cheaky __ Drop Goal / England team / bad luck, guys, bad luck / coming / up / after / this / culture / Should be interesting.

desk / white / floor / strong omen or what? / in ... uh ... London. You / omens / got / roof / hold / huge / Woo, wow / one / strong / ok / get back / Drop Goal / off the pitch / moment / any chance / come back / there / always __ chance of __ come back / Methematically, no. ... Morally, yes. / like / down to you / down to you / witty / three / still win this / by tedious drop-goals / this quiz, mate. / um / now then. Uh ... / OK. ... OK. Now then ... uh ... this is a question for / Welsh / team / much / Nothing / but ... but, can I / are you confident? / always confident / always confident / how much / on the scale of 1 to 10 / 1? ... Still confident, though, yeah? / Dylan Thomas / Right? / writes / A / angry about / low-energy / Is he regretting / sat / surprised the moment later / when it came back on? Or / defi__ntly denouncing / D / D / Korkey / All right / right / 5 points / that / how __ he describe__ / the sea? Is it ... A: / black / head / black / or / black / car bumper / good-as-new / back-to-black spray / absolutely / ドナルド・トランプでも間違いではなかったけどね / points / 21, at the moment / lads / quite / a / lot / witty remark / one? / admit__ / defeat already / guys / that dark night / dying of / light / that / from / The problem is ... the problem is / good night / that's __ __ / I don't / I don't / good night / good night / people / in fact, no / have to ... to / take that 3 off / already / OK / embarrassed / deliberate ... deliberate time-wasting / __ __ __ __, get over / time-wasting / sort of way. ... Uh ... / English fans / what / Korkey / 21-nil / big / lads / you / need / know / need to do something big. / Yeah. / yeah / keep / can I give __ __ -5 / guys / need a big score here / remind you / you need / this question / uh ... __ __ __ __ Iron Works / Oh yeah. / ok / the / major Welsh / peak / 1845 / how many t__s of iron / produced each year? / what's your guess? / right / I will give you ... It's worth / 21 - 5 / OK / be accused / points / if you get this right / major Welsh / peak / iron / each __ year / 42,000 t__s / oh / I'm afraid it's a trick question / peak / wasn't __ / it was __ing / 29 / the right answer __ __ 88,000 / half / give it to you / end / what's the scores, Korkey? / 21-nil / 21-nil / final / final / final / 21 England. Wales, nil. / revenge / good win for the Welsh, yeah / just / how confident are you? / give / definitely / by the ... uh ... / let me / title / Rugby Club Ch__ / now then / little / little / sing / London / get together / how often do you get together, H__? / Once a month / first Sunday / the month / Welsh / yeah / before / I know / heard / with you / ruined / you know / you know it / Do you need to be / no / Welsh / このクラブに入るのにウェールズ人である必要はありません。ウェールズ人ならウェールズ語が読めるから楽ですが、そうでなくてもかまいません。 / natural / listen / take / out / beautiful / leave you to it / afternoon / chaps / thanks Korkey. Thanks / guys / If you enjoyed that, why don't you listen to the whole show, Rhod Gilbert / Saturday mornings / 11 till 1.

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